whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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