- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

alex is cool

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What can hitler cook well Steak

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

I literally died laughing

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