- Anti Joke

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.