Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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