- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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