- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Christ is a conspiracy

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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