- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

alex is cool

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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