- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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