- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

I literally died laughing

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What can hitler cook well Steak

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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