- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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