Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A midget walked under a bar.

Chris Bosh's neck

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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