Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Sex

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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