The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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