- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

your face

i killed my family

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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