- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

sorry got to poo

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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