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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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A child walks into a classroom.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

My spelling is horrible

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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