- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Womens basketball

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Blacks

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

c-? men, C-men

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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