Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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