What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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