- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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