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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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