- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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