- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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