Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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