a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Pickles

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

The EPA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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