Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

knock knock!? . . No.

I am a women

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Kys

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