How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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