What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

whats a joke

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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