If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Actually it was me Josh brown

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

roses are red violets are indigo

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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