Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Canadians

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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