Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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AIDS

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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