What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Cripples are lame.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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