Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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