a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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