- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

meh

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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