- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

This is sparta No this is patrick

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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