what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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meh

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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