Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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