- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

su algato es en fuego

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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