There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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