- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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