- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

meh

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Matthew Baker

Abortion.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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