Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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