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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Matthew Baker

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Abortion.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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