- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sex life.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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