- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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