A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Black people.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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