- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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