My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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