- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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