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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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