Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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