- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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