- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

the redsox

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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