- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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