- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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