What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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