P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

YO FACE

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

seek beauty

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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