- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

you will like this because i am black.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

John Cena for president

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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