- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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