- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

identical jokes get different votes.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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