- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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