A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Black people.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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