- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What would u like to drink?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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