- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Knock knock! Just kidding.

CHORGLUND

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What would u like to drink?

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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