I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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