What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

black people

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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