What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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