You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Penis

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...