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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

hi michael

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What the hell are you doing?

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

why girl die cancer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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