Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

what came first the chicken or the chips

seek beauty

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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