How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Christianity.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Ben Corbishley

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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vitamin c

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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