- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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