- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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