What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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