Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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