Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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