- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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