Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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