- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than gill? nothing

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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