What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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alert("Hello");

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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minorities.....

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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womens rights

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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