- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

woman's rights

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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