Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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