What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Ms Leong Sux

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's your blood type? Red.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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