- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

I walk into a bar...

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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