Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

You had better thumbs up this post.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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