How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Rebecca Black.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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