Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's two plus two? Window

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