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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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