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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

j.p. is dumb

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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