- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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