- Anti Joke

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

I have an erection My mom!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Anti Joke

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