- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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