Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Get some flipping new jokes people

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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