- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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