why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

I? Everett

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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