- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

you know whats not funny white boards.

I'm HIV positive.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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