- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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