- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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