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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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