Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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