A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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White NBA players.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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