- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I'm HIV positive.

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