A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Do u take sugar?

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Kys

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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