Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Penis

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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