Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's two plus two? Window

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Rush Limbaugh

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Title IX

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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