Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Knock knock.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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