- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Title IX

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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