Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Justin beiber..

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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