- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

knock knock whos there open open who the door

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Knock knock Shut up

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Your mom.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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