- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

hola said the chinese man

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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