There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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CFL

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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