A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I work at jcpenny

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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