What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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