- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Guess what? You guessed it.

Badabing.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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