a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

(Insert joke here)

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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