What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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