my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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